Edit: don't be like this when you buy your car (ST185 POWER)

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Balagast

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On the topic of M3's from above... i saw an absolutely crasy M3 twin turbo at waterfest two weeks ago. The thing dynoed (at the event) at like 685 RWHP
... just thought i'd though that out there, cuz i doubt too many ppl here were at a VW and Audi car show.

Having said all that i rolled up in my 93 gt celica, cuz i was meeting friends at the show. Man did i get a lot of really funny looks, and a lot of losers telling me to "buy a real car, and send the matchbox thing home"
 
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furpo

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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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ok whoever knows where this quote came from gets the 600 - 700 - 650 - 550 - 550 at the wheels - 500+ - 1UZE opps 1UZFE - 4.0L V8 - 550 - 500 - 400 - 350 horse power engine prize. maybe i am fucking everyone around by offering a prize, however, i am not the only one on here doing that.

roger
 
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furpo":2rafhb7h said:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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ok whoever knows where this quote came from gets the 600 - 700 - 650 - 550 - 550 at the wheels - 500+ - 1UZE opps 1UZFE - 4.0L V8 - 550 - 500 - 400 - 350 horse power engine prize. maybe i am fucking everyone around by offering a prize, however, i am not the only one on here doing that.

roger
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i believe that is from the movie "Snatch"...good movie

PM me for my address so you can ship me the engine :p
 
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furpo

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here is a picture of your new engine for your st185. delivery is not included so you will have to pic it up from, 18980099883 GetLost St, Timbuktu. if you do not know where that is here is a map

mali.timbuktu.jpg


roger
 
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furpo":2r3vlai7 said:
vehicles_plane_whole.jpg


here is a picture of your new engine for your st185. delivery is not included so you will have to pic it up from, 18980099883 GetLost St, Timbuktu. if you do not know where that is here is a map

mali.timbuktu.jpg


roger
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WOW! check out that mean TRIM!
custom lightened chassis...upgraded rubber band. this is serious HP. :twisted: :lol: :lol:
 
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furpo":2s94idxd said:
vehicles_plane_whole.jpg


here is a picture of your new engine for your st185. delivery is not included so you will have to pic it up from, 18980099883 GetLost St, Timbuktu. if you do not know where that is here is a map

mali.timbuktu.jpg


roger
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I still think daz too much power for him....ROFL!
 
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gpmarzan

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sadly, but i just read this 5 page post that basically came to a conclusion that this guy (kid) has very small knowledge about cars, a dreamer, a mr know-it-all, big headed, big talker, and undecisive. It amazes me how much times he changed his mind about what car he wanted: i want this, i want that, i want all, now i want this, ok ive decided i want an mr2. I think you should stick with the honda crowd where a lot have big egos.
 
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theUNYTEDone

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gpmarzan":3tzml0fs said:
sadly, but i just read this 5 page post that basically came to a conclusion that this guy (kid) has very small knowledge about cars, a dreamer, a mr know-it-all, big headed, big talker, and undecisive. It amazes me how much times he changed his mind about what car he wanted: i want this, i want that, i want all, now i want this, ok ive decided i want an mr2. I think you should stick with the honda crowd where a lot have big egos.
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woot woot! :shoots:
 
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Hahah this is hilarious, gets better and better,
all I see is Honda Civic with a B18
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I think a civic would be the best option, a bodykit alone will net you a good ~100 or so hp

Furpo do you make those engines locally?
 
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furpo

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no only timbuktu unfortunatly, if you do try to find the place you will hve to watch out as there are a few civil wars going on at the moment.

roger
 
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furpo":231yqka2 said:
no only timbuktu unfortunatly, if you do try to find the place you will hve to watch out as there are a few civil wars going on at the moment.

roger
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So I'm guessing that the price just went up since labour would be scarce, since everyone's out fighting a war! Where do I get replacement drive belts for this? Is there a kevlar aftermarket version?
 
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furpo

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it is a highly specialise bit of mechanics so price per unit is high which only attracts quality customers. i can therefore keep up with demand myself.

there is no need for replacement 'drive units' with quality like this.

roger
 
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gt4tified":3kd17nh3 said:
furpo":3kd17nh3 said:
no only timbuktu unfortunatly, if you do try to find the place you will hve to watch out as there are a few civil wars going on at the moment.

roger
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So I'm guessing that the price just went up since labour would be scarce, since everyone's out fighting a war! Where do I get replacement drive belts for this? Is there a kevlar aftermarket version?
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also interested in kevlar version.
what type of engine managment will i need?
 
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furpo

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theUNYTEDone":1tvphn35 said:
gt4tified":1tvphn35 said:
furpo":1tvphn35 said:
no only timbuktu unfortunatly, if you do try to find the place you will hve to watch out as there are a few civil wars going on at the moment.

roger
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So I'm guessing that the price just went up since labour would be scarce, since everyone's out fighting a war! Where do I get replacement drive belts for this? Is there a kevlar aftermarket version?
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also interested in kevlar version.
what type of engine managment will i need?
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no kevlar version, this is much too advance for simple materials like kevlar.

as for management, well to do it right (and there is no other way) you need a general manager, a staff manager, both of the previous will need assistant managers, and you will need a supervisor. in addition it is recomended that you also have a secratery for no other reason that asthetics.

roger
 
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there is more idiotic talk here than in all jackass shows combined! I LOVE IT! put me down for one and i'll head for tibuktu this weekend. anyone want me to pick one up for them when i'm there? :twisted:
 
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theUNYTEDone

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YouLost":2nmyj7jy said:
there is more idiotic talk here than in all jackass shows combined! I LOVE IT! put me down for one and i'll head for tibuktu this weekend. anyone want me to pick one up for them when i'm there? :twisted:
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+1. i've got weed wackers calling me out left and right. gotta put them in their place.
 
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gt4tified

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^^Speaking of which.....my wife's complaining of her hairdryer of late...you think dem guys from timbuktu can custom build me a kit for it?
 
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furpo

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we do not waste our time with such trivial things. if you are going to pop into the workshop you better not be a time waster or i will feed you to my cheeter.

roger
 
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